Thursday, October 30, 2014

we're heading out in a bit to go to the closing thingie (i always want to say closing ceremony. it should be a ceremony.) for our house. which means that yes, this whole stressful road is coming to an end and by tonight, we should have the keys to our very own, very first, very new house. and like all major milestone-type moments of my life, i am a mixture of excitement and nerves and nausea. i kind of want to jump up and down but mostly just want to throw up. add to that the hormones of pregnancy, and i also want to do a whole lot of crying. oh well.

speaking of pregnancy, i had an appointment this morning where the doctor literally sat in the office and burst out laughing at the rate i gained weight in the past few weeks. (suffice it to say, i gained a bit more than i was supposed to.) i'm chalking it up to stress and stuff making me want sugary/salty carbs instead of literally everything else. protein is just very unappealing to me lately, and i'm not sure why. french fries and donuts, though? yes, please. with thirds. starting from monday, though, and i am back to healthy eating.


  1. anonymous hippopotamusOctober 31, 2014 at 2:34 AM

    I would have punched the doctor. ..or cried.

    1. lol yeah i was surprised that it didn't bother me at all. she was actually super nice. i think i preferred the laughter to a serious conversation of "you need to not gain so much weight, blah blah blah." she was just like, this month, try not to gain as much.

  2. anonymous hippopotamusNovember 1, 2014 at 1:56 PM

    ooooohhh.. well that's a little different. I'd still probably tear up though :D :D

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