Saturday, March 28, 2009

you pernickety little bastards in your fancy dress

It always amazes me what people come out with at fashion shows. i mean, really... this is supposed to be fashion, not whatever crap you found while cleaning out your garage thrown onto an emaciated model. i wouldnt be caught dead in most of the stuff that comes down the catwalk. whats sad is that a lot of people i know probly would, just because it was created by some reputable designer. i sometimes think that they try to come out with the ugliest stuff possible just to get a laugh out of the mindless followers that will wear it. i hope thats what they do. it would give me so much more faith in mankind.

anyways, you can see a whole bunch of crazy "fashions" from a barcelona fashion show here. These are just a few:


you know what would make this dress awesome?? a couple more ruffles!! *rolls eyes*
this reminds me of that disney movie robots... except the robots were cooler.
yess! i always wanted to look like an inflatable raft!

poor girl didn't finish knitting her dress in time...

this one is priceless. a jacket that makes you look like a cross between rip van winkle and those furry star wars things? who wouldnt want one of those??

there is just so much wrong with this. the hair... the dress... i dont know where to start.

haha... her skirt is a bird cage. and her hat is a nest. sad thing is i know a couple of people who would probly wear this :/

this one makes me laugh... it looks so uncomfortable. and it ate her neck.


*Wisemen - James Blunt

4 comments:

  1. You know what I would do if I got that ruffle dress..

    Yeah that wasn't a question.. you know.

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  2. the hair one is ridiculous. she looks like a yeti.

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  3. This might sound creepy like every other anonymous commenter but I'll just go ahead and say it. The bird cage looks like Carmen Electra's chastity belt. It sends a really strong message about a person preserving their virginity. "Don't come near me and if you do you'll have to stay" (especially with all the diseases running around). God! The thought of staying in that cage runs chills up my spine and makes me wanna pee from the wrong ends. Yes, I meant diarrhea and the chastity belt was from "Meet the Spartans". :) Have a happy marriage cause I just read that! :)

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  4. i have yet to watch meet the spartans so i don't know the chastity belt in question specifically, but i guess i can see how that cage could look like one. and the metaphorical meanings and stuff.

    and thanks for the wishes :)

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