Sunday, February 26, 2012

made the toast, burned the eggs

[day two: your breakfast]

i have found that if i go into the kitchen for breakfast when i'm hungry before actually deciding what i want to eat, i will shove everything i see down my throat and then spend the next hour regretting it and feeling really, really gross. so if i can't decide between fruit yogurt, toast, cereal, or oatmeal with brown sugar and blueberries, i sit in the living room getting hungrier and hungrier until my mind decides to make itself up. some days, though, i'm just not hungry before lunch and skip breakfast altogether.

today, i had an omelet. and not just any omelet, but a pepper jack and salmon omelet made with salmon leftovers from the other day.  i also had a cup of raspberry ice crystal light to drink.

(i've had fish three times in the past four days. this is a lot of fish.)

because i don't want to have a post dedicated entirely to what i ate for breakfast, here are some awesome facts that you can use to make yourself look extra smart today: the earth gets 100kg heavier every day because of cosmic dust accumulation, chips are super flammable and can work as well as bark to start a fire and burn long enough to ignite damp wood, researchers with brain scanners found that it takes 1/5 seconds and twelve parts of your brain to fall in love, only about 2 percent of the world's population has green eyes, and finally, the color red is scientifically proven to make you hungry.

*Pitiful - Sick Puppies


  1. anonymous hippopotamusFebruary 26, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    that breakfast sounds sooooo good! like gourmet good :D

  2. thank you? my mind automatically reads things as sarcasm, but i think that you maybe possibly were not being sarcastic?

  3. anonymous hippopotamusFebruary 26, 2012 at 10:01 PM

    lool i was not being sarcastic. it seriously sounded so good...especially with the "cup of raspberry ice" made it sound so i dunno the word. but yeah sounded really really good. although in my head i made the salmon into lox. :D