Wednesday, May 27, 2009

isn't it moronic, don't you think?

i watched i could never be your woman today... good movie. the daughter, izzie, parodied songs, and this one has been stuck in my head all day:

(first scene)
Young girl, wants to be a big name
In movies, they must all be the same
She won't need to sing or to act
Just lose all of her body fat
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?

It's insane
That they lose so much weight
It's young Nicole with no food on her plate
It's her pal Lindsay barfing up a cake
They think they're all cute --- stick figures!

(second scene)
So hot, must be 98
For December, that's not so great
While the North Pole is turning to slush
On my TV, there's President Bush
And, isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?
Incredibly moronic.
And yes, I really do think

He's a pain in the whole world's ass
Would sell his mom, for a gallon of gas
How can it be, we voted him in?
I just don't see how it figures

Pop star, who went on TV
Tells the whole world, "Kids sleep here with me."
Mother says to her son
Neverland Ranch would be lots of fun
And isn't she moronic?
Don't you think?
Incredibly moronic.
And yes, I really do think

It's so lame
What goes on her head
Do you think it's smart?
To loan him your kid
He won't like them when they're bigger

*Moronic - Saoirse Ronan

2 comments:

  1. anonymous hippopotamusJune 7, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    you watched this with me!!! i remember that day... was it seriously that long ago?! crazy!!!

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  2. apparently. it comes on a lot now.

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