Wednesday, June 24, 2009

our concentration it contains a deadly flaw

funny story that happened to my cousin (the sister of the one scared of cats). she was talking to this dude online, yasser. so one day he put a picture up and said it was a relative of his. the picture was hideous but she didnt really comment on it to him because no one likes to hear that their family is ugly. then, later, she got a friend request from some social network from a dr. yuyu, who she assumed was yasser. so the next time she talked to him she was like i didnt know you were on that site and i didnt know you were a doctor. he was like yeah i just made an account there and i am a doctor i just never mentioned it. so then my cousin was like your pictures are really nice, not like that relative of yours, he was hideous. she basically lets out all the pent up comments about him. so yasser goes, just so you know i have no idea who that dr. yuyu is, but he's not me. the picture i put on before, though, was me. my cousin didnt know what to say. poor guy. but i mean, next time don't pretend to be someone your not.

speaking of this cousin and her sister, do you know there's like three names for a phobia of cats? and there's a phobia of ugliness, it's called cacophobia. Allodoxaphobia is a fear of opinions. Androphobia is the fear of men. If you are afraid of people with amputations you have apotemnophobia. athazagoraphobia is the fear of being forgotten. ehebiphobia is the fear of teenagers. there are also phobias from nosebleeds, long waits, large things, staying single, small things, beards, religion, and beautiful women... read more phobias here.

my brothers have recently become obsessed with jinxing people. you know when you say the same word at the same time and whoever gets jinxed cant talk until someone says their name?? yeah... they have no idea how to play it though and jinx everything. one will say something, the other will repeat it, and they'll spend the next hour shouting jinx at each other. one tried to jinx me cause we were breathing at the same time. :/

anyways, here are a couple of sites to entertain yourselves with for a few minutes. watch an animated step dance type thing. play with a rag doll for a minute. pop clouds that fill the otherwise clear blue sky. i dunno why i found this addicting.

*Maintain Consciousness - Relient K

2 comments:

  1. anonymous hippopotamusJune 7, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    i think i have athagaza....the phobia of being forgotten. lol and imagine if you really could jinx people for breathing at the same time.

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  2. omg you should hear them now. it's awful. especially ali. and if you don't say game lock then when a person gets unjinxed they can jinx the other person back. it's really stupid.

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