Thursday, May 6, 2010

oh, it's just another overdose

senior year of high school i fell in love with tylenol. i'm not sure why exactly because it really doesnt do anything. at all. but i ate it like candy. and no, despite jokes that may point to the contrary, i was not suicidal. anyway, after one night spent lying on the kitchen floor wishing i could throw up (i didnt take enough to do anything but make me really really nauseous. like i said, i wasnt suicidal), i stopped taking the stuff. completely.

i havent put a pill in my mouth since then. you know, to give my liver a chance to detox.

anyway, because of stress, a family to whom the concept of an inside voice is foreign, and chronic migraines, i decided to take some excedrin because really, i couldnt ignore the headache anymore. and if you know me, that's really saying something. i have turned ignoring headaches into an art form. can i just ask, is it possible that four years later my body still has the drug in it? because i swear it feels like i took waaaay more than a few pills. i. dont. feel. good.

and i still have a migraine.

i have decided that medicine sucks.

*Pitiful - Sick Puppies

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